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Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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