So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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