I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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