my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
