no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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