Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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