Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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