Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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