So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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