So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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