I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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