I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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