The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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