Non-Jews are for practice
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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