Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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