So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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