so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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