Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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