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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
organizing the empties. That sober.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
im on a boat
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