his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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