He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Randomize
