You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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