margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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