Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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