I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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