They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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