we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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