idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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