these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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