absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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