GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
