PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Mom said you looked used
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
