He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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