Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
it was like having sex with a tree stump
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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