You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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