do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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