There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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