no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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