butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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