problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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