whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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