I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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