It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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