she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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