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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?

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(513): View more from Ohio

i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone

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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.

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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.

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After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!

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