No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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