how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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