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go home
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Boobs are out for the taking
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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