Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
