awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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