We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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