Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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