but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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